UrbanRoninZero's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mad Vlad!]

Give me a break.

I've seen better, more complex and better looking games that lag much much less if even at all. So don't go giving us this "get a better computer" crap. How about YOU learn to use flash better. Idiot.

Paranoia responds:

I'm sorry it didn't meet the standards of all the hundereds of awesome games you've submitted to the portal, captain amazing, but we're not all gods with Flash like yourself, so hows about giving it a fucking break?

[wpnFire]

Pretty neat effects

I'd really like to see these kinds of effects and action put into a better quality game with higher quality characters and such. Other than that it was alright. Though the basic concept has been done before and better.

[Terri Irwin's REVENGE]

Nothing new or even really fun...

Kingpek needs to lighten the hell up. Other than that, this game just isn't anything new or very enjoyable. You could have replaced the stingrays with anything and whatever, it's just a cardboard cut-out game. But whatever, it got you front-page since you were one of the first Steve Irwin flashes after his tragedy. Way to go... -_-

[Chaos Faction]

Not bad.

It was alright. But it's been done before, and done better. The AI gets too hard too quickly and does some pretty cheap things.

[Clubby The Seal]

Good game. Some bugs.

It's a fun game. However... Have you heard of a flash period? After you get hit, the character flashes for a second and isn't able to be hit. You know... so you don't get raped by the enemies without being able to escape or fight back? Often times in this game, you get hit once, and you get stuck and the enemy keeps hitting you and you can't jump away or hit back. That should have been fixed a long time ago.

[Mortal PWNbat]

Umm... what happened?

Wow... what a mess... I'm not sure what even happened in there. Things flying around everywhere and exploding and the rounds ended like after a second.

[Thing-Thing 3]

Awesome. Truely awesome.

I loved the other thing-thing games but this one practically improves on everything I disliked about them. Better controls, movement and combat. Enemies that are more complex than just hobbling around like zombies.
Small complains: Gunshots are too loud, music is too quiet, and the music style is a bit dull concidering the action.
It says there are 21 weapons but I only have 19. What am I missing? Is there a walk-through or something for this anywhere?

[Thing-Thing Arena]

Pretty fun

It was a pretty good game. Personally I liked the weapon selection from Thing-Thing 2 better. Also this game needed more extras, like unlocks for high scores and stuff like Thing-Thing 2 had. I guess an evasive move like a roll would be nice too.

[Tactical Assassin]

pretty decent

not bad. not great. how about writing the soundtrack credits up there (sounds like MGS3?)

[Dynasty Street]

really awesome game

everything is awesome except the grenades seem bugged. besides that this is pure gold.